- Do you wear ugboots shopping? 
 
                 - Have you ever recited bible passages while on the toilet? 
 
                 - Do you regularly eat breakfast at McDonalds? 
  
                 - Is your pocket protector orange? 
  
                 - Do you find yourself cleaning your toes on Friday nights? 
  
                 - Does your pet cockroach live in a matchbox? 
  
                 - Do you keep 1Mb of Pi in your Favourites directory? 
  
                 - Do you wear Microsoft brand sunglasses? 
  
              
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               - Do you wear blue suede shoes to work? 
 
                 - Have you read the bible while swinging from a tree? 
 
                 -  Do you only eat the gherkin when you buy a burger? 
  
                 - Does your pocket protector dispense good condoms? 
 
                 - Do you wear imitation leopard skin false toenails? 
 
                 - Does your pet matchbox live in a cockroach? 
 
                 - Have you applied Pi to your bedroom decoration? 
 
                 - Did you design Windows 95? 
 
              
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               - Do you exclusively wear lumberjack boots? 
 
                 - Do you stick bible pages together and send them as postcards? 
  
                 - Did you convince your friends to work at McDonalds and then hide? 
 
                 - Do you bravely leave your pockets unprotected? 
 
                 - Do your toes never leave your attractive lumberjack boots? 
 
                 - Do you save the earth and recycle matchboxes and cockroaches? 
 
                 - Are you frankly more interested in pie than Pi? 
 
                 - Have you met satan? Or Bill Gates? 
  
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